My favorite day of the week is Friday, but why you may ask? Well, it’s the end of a tiring work week and the weekend is here. It’s finally fine to stay up a little bit later, perhaps enjoy a snack or two and then sleep in til noon tomorrow. But also, there’s this – #FibbingFriday, a really awesome way to say hello to the weekend and goodbye to that everlasting work week and have some fun with our blogging friends.

Remember, folks that this is a fib and not entire truths. The goal is to laugh and enjoy ourselves.

1. Lev Davidovrich Bronstein is better known as?
   
   David Beckam?
   
2. Sopranissimo is the highest pitched version of which reed instrument?
   
   The Sopranos.
   
3. What is the capital of Azerbaijan?
   
   Ze Bath-tub
   
4. Do forest fires move more quickly uphill or downhill?
   
   I have no idea, because I’m too busy saving my stuff and my family, should a tragedy like that ever occur where I live.
   
5. On average, how many eggs does a peacock lay?
   
   Well, some serious magic would be required for that to happen, so I’m handing it over to professor Dumbledore.
   
6. What is your favorite way to prepare hot dogs?
   
   I turn them into carrots! More fiber, more healthy.
   
7. They just cancelled your favorite TV show – what do you do?
   
   Cry and mope and then go out and riot. What else is there to do, but behave nicely in the cold?
   
8. You find a treasure map – what is the treasure?
   
   €1 000 000 of course.
   
9. They are making a movie of your life – what is the biggest whopper they invent?
   
   How failure leads to more failure. And of course they throw in a pancake or two, just for the fun of it.
   
10. What did you find in the unopened can of mixed nuts?
    
    A dragon that wants to say hello. And no, not that kind of dragon. I mean an actual dragon that is incapable of spewing fire, for safety reasons. We have to keep it family friendly in this show, so any nasty businesses are completely yours and not mine.