What does Perseus and Apollo have in common? Well, in my mind they’re dogs, but in reality they’re greek gods. Now I think it’s time to have some fun with it, don’t you?
- Perseus – A bulldog smoking a cigar
- Ares – A whippet who wins all the contests, even after finishing a race
- Achilles – An old dog with hip problems
- Poseidon – A corgi who never learned to pee on grass
- Medusa – An evil chihuahua that bites your toes as you walk by
- Athena – A gorgeous afghan hound that only celebrities would like to be seen with, if they’d have a dog.
- Hades – A golden retriever dressed as the joker
- Apollo – Best breed ever? Or at least that’s what the rumor says
- Cronos – A shaved poodle
- Hermes – A jack russel wearing a leather suit.



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