As I mentioned yesterday, time sure is flying by. Next week and hopefully for a very long time forward, I’ll be really busy so I won’t be in WordPress.com as much as I have. But that’s not yet, so I’m gonna try and be as funny as possible for this post. It’s the least I can do until next time I post something.

1. What is a Lover’s Knot? When you have butterflies in your stomach and you think you’re in love, but it’s only spring and sunshine that’s causing it.
2. Where is the Milky Way? Somewhere around where the candy man lives.
3. What is a belly flop? – That noise that comes from slapping your belly, fooling everybody that it’s a ping pong ball or something else. It’s apparently a thing on TikTok these days and it’s utterly annoying.
4. Why do they say ‘Break a leg’ before a performer goes on stage? Because they want to do it for real.
5. What is a goof ball? Well, hey – that’s me!
6. What is two for his heels and one for his nob? (Remember: FAMILY FRIENDLY!!!!!) A very cheap car.
7. Why should every woman have a LBD? Because LED lamps are far too expensive.
8. What is an Updo? Another word for mohawk hairdo.
9. What do pearl, silverskin and button have in common? They need a great conditioner to stay together.
10. Why does the rain in Spain stay mainly in the plain? Because men explained it so.