This one is a day late, but who cares, right? It’s time to stuff ourselves silly with candy and other goodness, since it’s the best post of the week!

1. What is pilau rice?
   Like Penny said, it’s when you wake up in the morning and the pillow is missing and you feel like you’ve eaten chicken all night long. The proof is when you burp out a feather.
2. What are eggs benedict?
   Something gooey that comes out of a hen’s butt. Tasty but I do not recommend for health reasons.
3. What is a souffle?
   A very comfy couch.
4. What is baked Alaska?
   When a heat wave comes to the arctic climates.
5. . What is crème brulee?
   The thing that you put in your hair to get that “soul glow” that stains all the furniture forever and ever.
6. . What is a victoria sponge?
   A sponge without the abrasion parts
7. What is a raspberry roulade?
   A fruit salad that consists of all the berries in the world, especially the lingon berries.
8. What is cannoli ?
   A boat?
9. What is kamaboko?
   A tamagotchi!
10. What are sweetbreads?
    Danish weener breads, right? A sweet bread you can’t get enough of with chocolate all over.