Ok, sure – I can agree that the list below is filled with lines from movies. But this is #FibbingFriday, and we’re here to fib, get you to laugh your ass off, preferably and have some fun, so I’m gonna try and do that. Give me a lollipop if you think I’ve succeeded, thanks!

1. “Lions, and tigers, and bears! Oh, my!” – What the dog said to the fish at the supermarket.
2. “Shut up – you had me at ‘hello.’” – The worst dating line to say, ever.
3. “Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?” – Yeah, why did it? Snakes are no fun.
4. “I’ll have what she’s having.” – What you’ll say when you’re in a “fudge it” mode.
5. “It’s alive! It’s alive!” – 😂 are we supposed to even go there? It’s something often said in a bedroom of an older couple, especially after a veggie filled dinner.
6. “No man is a failure who has friends”. – That’s why I’m not a failure, because I do have friends.
7. “If you build it, he will come.” – Wasn’t that in Waynes World?
8. “I feel the need, the need for speed.” – Well, I sure don’t. Unless it’s for a better job of course. I need that ASAP.
9. “On Wednesdays, we wear pink.” – But I wear it daily!
10. “Florals? For spring. Groundbreaking.” – Not really, right?