I wasn’t at my computer all day yesterday, so Im joining in for some laughs a day later, but that’s ok!

1. What is halitosis? – When you haven’t kissed anybody for ages and you still get sick.
2. What is an hallucination? – Whenever I believe everything will work itself out and I’m in even deeper shit afterwards.
3. What is hell? – The result of the hallucinations.
4. What is a hurricane? – Another word for life.
5. What is ham fisted? – Something awful.
6. What is the hokey cokey? – Something even worse. Don’t do drugs!
7. What is hoosegow? – a cute cow?
8. What is a higgler? – Not a sniffler at least.
9. What is a hogger? – Somebody who does not know how to hug. I know a person like that.
10. What is a hodge? – A weird soup.