I love me some Fridays, so let’s just jump right in to this tomb?!

1. Who was buried in King Tut’s tomb?
   
   A toothbrush.
   
2. Why did the Sphinx have a lion’s body and a human head?
   
   Because they got inspired by the Anime show “Fullmetal Alchemist”.
   
3. What month of the year did the Nile River overflow its banks?
   
   All months of the year. That’s why the Nile means forever and ever in Turkish.
   
4. How many gods did the ancient Egyptians worship?
   
   32. And a half.
   
5. How much makeup did Cleopatra wear?
   
   More than I could bear, at least. That’s for sure…
   
6. How long was Nefertiti’s neck?
   
   At least 3 gallons.
   
7. Why did the Egyptians walk so strangely?
   
   Oh, gee – I wonder 😂 🤫😁🥳
   
8. How many pyramids did they build?
   
   As many as Trumps successful endeavors in real estate, only they succeeded and he did not.
   
9. What was Ramses II known for?
   
   Some rock song that I can’t get out of my head.
   
10. What did the Egyptians do in Karnak?
    
    They BBQ’d some hot dogs!