I’m super-tired as I’m writing this, so let’s ignore the laziness, ok? And of course jump right into the mess.

1. Which country has the largest number of Spanish speakers? – The country of Monte Cristo.
2. Name the first computer virus – HIV?
3. Name the highest paid athlete in 2023 – Fatty McLazy.
4. What is the longest running Broadway musical? The one I will never watch.
5. How many eyes does a Bee have? I don’t know. How many spoons does one need to open a fork?
6. What number of US states have two words? A state can never have two words. That makes no sense.
7. Which ‘Popeye’ actor died in 2025? Popeye isn’t dead. He ate only spinach!
8. At the Oscars in 2025, which film won the best picture award? Well it wasn’t the Room. I can say that at least.
9. Who is the author of ‘James’ published in 2024? One of the Belushi brothers.
10. The inventor of the telephone was born on the 3rd of March, in which year? When hell froze over.