Let’s get right into it.

1. What is an ingot?
   
   A hedgehog with a weird leg.
   
2. What is a pekinese?
   
   A person with a crooked nose.
   
3. What is gumbo?
   
   Something gelatinous.
   
4. What is crème fraiche?
   
   Something you put on yourself to smell great and feel fresh. Like Axe for women!
   
5. What is a patisserie?
   
   A line of potatoes sprinkled with sunshine.
   
6. What is cock-a-leekie?
   
   Something you do not want to eat!
   
7. What is a scotch egg?
   
   Something rotten me thinks.
   
8. What is a tuning fork?
   
   A device used to contact aliens.
   
9. What is a leprechaun?
   
   It should be something French, but the germans swear it’s something of theirs!
   
10. What is a running flush?
    
    OMG, that’s not happenin’ here! I feel sorry for those who’re ailed by this.