Let’s get right into it. I’m done with these first paragraphs of mine.

1. Which Monarch famously said:
   
   ‘I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a king.’
   
   That must have been Donald Trump, right? At least the South Park version of him.
   
2. What is the rarest blood type in humans?
   
   Purple blood.
   
3. Who wrote the novel Brave New World?
   
   I’d like to say Jules Vernes, but he probably did write it. I have no clue to be honest.
   
4. Which famous composer was deaf for much of his later life?
   
   😂 😂 😂
   
5. What was the name of Rick’s nightclub in the movie Casablanca?
   
   We don’t talk about Bruno.
   
6. What is the world’s largest species of penguin?
   
   DC Comics.
   
7. Who was the first female Prime Minister of the UK?
   
   Mahatma Gandhi.
   
8. Which painter cut off part of his own ear?
   
   That was a pure accident, I’ve heard. No need to spread misinformation here.
   
9. What is the most widely spoken language in the world by number of native speakers?
   
   Gibberish.
   
10. Who were the Axis Powers of WW2?
    
    The ones who make security cameras. I see them in movies all the time. What a weird place for product placement, huh?